Question:
Girl posts body language signs, any of it true?
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh]
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold]
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do]
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ]
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ]
lol this is as gay as it gets. I'd say 10% is true, not more. "Make me laugh"? "Don't look away until I do"? It's just stupid shit for guys that want to be whipped.
Its stupid cutesy bullshit that girls try to make guys believe. Don't fall for the trap
Exactly what I was thinking. Kind of funny because it went against everything I read so far. I dont get how it is gay unless your hoping a guy would say it to you.
She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore.
She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore. That one is the only one that actually makes sense lol. Reps.
Lol dont beleive everything posted on myspace, that was clearly written by a desperate insecure emo girl.
She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore. And:
When I waste time writing bullshit, I have seen too many movies, and don't realize that if a guy did this shit to me, I'd break it off before things even got started.
Ahhh, the games women play.
The following reply is based on my experiences.
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] Sometimes true; most of the time she's just lost interest.
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ] You wouldn't want to. Firstly, it ain't worth your time, and secondly, a lot of the time she's trying to see how much she can bitchify you.
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ] If she's staring a cold sore, no.
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ] It'd be the smart thing to do as far as you're concerned, because you don't need that kind of treatment. She'll probably see it as abuse.
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] Again, bitchification.
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ] What's the point? They're never honest, anyway.
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ] They want attention, anyway. Honestly, though, if she wants attention that bad, let her come to you. Again, bitchification.
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ] Sticky situation. Again, might see it as abuse, happens more often than not.
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ] Yes. However, if she can't take the compliment, leave her be.
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] Most of the time this is true.
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] In a committed relationship, no. If she's a random girl at White Castle and she's just refused your proposal to buy her a burger, no.
When im scared
[ Protect me ] Yes.
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] Yes.
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] Yes.
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] Yes.
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ] No. Ask if there's anything you can do.
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ] Say it once. She won't listen to you, anyway.
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ] As if it's easy for dudes who mean it. What the hell...
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh] In a playful situation, yes.
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold] Chances are she won't look in the Misc.
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do] Not alpha at all. Again, bitchification.
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ] Uh... Okay?
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ] Mwahahaha... Bullshit. Girls don't suffer broken hearts. They get overly emotional and move on too quickly.
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ] Not worth it. Again, bitchification. If she wants you, let her come to you.
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ] Wow, strong MySpace.
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
True, not body language though. And if you already called her you shouldn't have to call her again.
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
Yes that's what she's trying to get you to do, but I wouldn't do it. 1. Not your problem she's mad and walking away. 2. Giving too much power to the girl is not good, and literally chasing her is giving her tons of power. Chase her figuratively/mentally.
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
True if she likes you. Let her stare at least twice in two separate seating arrangements, she might be staring at your booger or some dude 20 feet behind you.
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
Its what she wants. Personally I push/hit back and tell them to argue in a civilized manner or prepared to get smacked around if they want to hit me.
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
Its what she wants IF SHE LIKES YOU. If she doesn't like you, she's probably cussing at you because SHE DOESNT FREAKIN LIKE YOU! Not your problem she doesn't know how to send out signals that aren't mixed. I recommend you don't kiss her and tell her to stfu.
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
LAWLZ! No. Ignore her change of behavior until she forces you to talk about it and then act like you didn't notice she was quiet.
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
No. "Finally some peace and quiet while I play madden."
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
If she likes you, yes. If she doesn't like you, she probably needs to pee or something. If you are trying to put moves on her, pull her back at least twice. If she pulls away a 3rd time she doesn't want to be pulled back or she is going to have to wait for another night to fulfill her freaky rape fantasy.
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
Yes, lie. Women like it when you lie. They say they don't, but they're full of it. Lie about how attractive they are until you can't lie anymore. I am not joking, I am serious. Lie.
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
"Oh FFS, not again! Would you go cry in the bedroom so I don't have to hear that awful noise?"
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
True. Works very well even with chicks you hardly know. Always better to ask forgiveness than permission.
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
Carry condoms at all times. She will be protected (more importantly you will be protected).
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
Unless she had 5 shots of patron silver and just passed out and her head fell on your shoulder. In that case, tilt her head up at your OWN risk.
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
LAWLZ. how old was the girl who wrote this crap, 14?
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
Always make them laugh. Just don't do it at your own expense. Teasing is hard to judge. Its good to put them back on their ass, but you can't just screw around with teasing them all the time or they'll think of you as friend material.
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
LAWLZ. Or say "bitch u retarded? I asked you a simple yes or no question. Don't make me repeat myself."
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
aka, mack her til she stops doubting you, fool.
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]
women are fickle. they probably think they love you right then, but you slip up one time and they'll put you to the curb. I suggest dumping any woman who says that they love you.
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh]
True, and if she laughs just because you mirrored her behavior, you need to make a move right then, close the deal or whatever.
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold]
Whatever.
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do]
True. I use this technique on my dog, and it works better on humans sometimes. (southpark dog whisperer episode ownz)
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
Yeah, aren't we all.
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
Lies. They find another wang to ride and then fake they are still hurting.
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ]
True, but that's cuz you're an argumentative little cnt. When I say its over, I'll let you know... and it will be.
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ] emo /cutty /cutty /cut /cut Now once you're done slashing your wrists in a nice warm bath with candles around, we'll go bury you out back with old yeller and get back on with our lives.
Bottom line--adolescent girls who write this kind of crap for MySpace are dumb, women don't know what they want, and if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes.
Oh yeah, they can stop playing mind games, too.
out of most of that....when a girl is quiet i usually do pull a "whats wrong" or a "are you alright". Gets em talking
out of most of that....when a girl is quiet i usually do pull a "whats wrong" or a "are you alright". Gets em talking And...we...want that?
if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes. i think guys have had the task of making the moves long enough. Their turn
i think guys have had the task of making the moves long enough. Their turn QFMFT.
And surprisingly enough, there are those girls out there. They're the ones I choose to deal with, because they're usually the more down to earth, anyway. The risk of mind games is lower, too.
They are all true, but also a roadmap to getting whipped. The best way to handle a chick is selective pleasing, so you follow those guidelines sometimes, other times dont, keep them guessing and worrying.
Bottom line--adolescent girls who write this kind of crap for MySpace are dumb, women don't know what they want, and if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes.
Oh yeah, they can stop playing mind games, too. I agree.
The 'body language' thing is all foolishness. For example; 'A girl playing with her hair'. I've seen girls in groups many times talking amongst themselves and they play with their hair all the time. I don't believe they were giving each other sexual signals. The game is as simple as spotting a female you like, going over and being a man and then she will either like you or not. No need to look for useless body language signs, just make it happen -30-
the wussy is strong with this post.
LOL, is that from "the rules" or something?
LOL, is that from "the rules" or something? no, thats the opposite of the rules...
Great lyrics, cant wait to hear the track
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh]
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold]
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do]
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ]
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ]
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lol this is as gay as it gets. I'd say 10% is true, not more. "Make me laugh"? "Don't look away until I do"? It's just stupid shit for guys that want to be whipped.
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Its stupid cutesy bullshit that girls try to make guys believe. Don't fall for the trap
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Exactly what I was thinking. Kind of funny because it went against everything I read so far. I dont get how it is gay unless your hoping a guy would say it to you.
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She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore.
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She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore. That one is the only one that actually makes sense lol. Reps.
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Lol dont beleive everything posted on myspace, that was clearly written by a desperate insecure emo girl.
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She forget:
When I waste time writing inane guidelines that no one could possibly follow or want to it means I'm an undateable annoying attention whore. And:
When I waste time writing bullshit, I have seen too many movies, and don't realize that if a guy did this shit to me, I'd break it off before things even got started.
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Ahhh, the games women play.
The following reply is based on my experiences.
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] Sometimes true; most of the time she's just lost interest.
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ] You wouldn't want to. Firstly, it ain't worth your time, and secondly, a lot of the time she's trying to see how much she can bitchify you.
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ] If she's staring a cold sore, no.
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ] It'd be the smart thing to do as far as you're concerned, because you don't need that kind of treatment. She'll probably see it as abuse.
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] Again, bitchification.
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ] What's the point? They're never honest, anyway.
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ] They want attention, anyway. Honestly, though, if she wants attention that bad, let her come to you. Again, bitchification.
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ] Sticky situation. Again, might see it as abuse, happens more often than not.
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ] Yes. However, if she can't take the compliment, leave her be.
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] Most of the time this is true.
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] In a committed relationship, no. If she's a random girl at White Castle and she's just refused your proposal to buy her a burger, no.
When im scared
[ Protect me ] Yes.
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] Yes.
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] Yes.
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] Yes.
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ] No. Ask if there's anything you can do.
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ] Say it once. She won't listen to you, anyway.
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ] As if it's easy for dudes who mean it. What the hell...
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh] In a playful situation, yes.
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold] Chances are she won't look in the Misc.
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do] Not alpha at all. Again, bitchification.
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ] Uh... Okay?
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ] Mwahahaha... Bullshit. Girls don't suffer broken hearts. They get overly emotional and move on too quickly.
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ] Not worth it. Again, bitchification. If she wants you, let her come to you.
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ] Wow, strong MySpace.
Answer:
Apparently if girls give these body language signs....
Body: If i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
True, not body language though. And if you already called her you shouldn't have to call her again.
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
Yes that's what she's trying to get you to do, but I wouldn't do it. 1. Not your problem she's mad and walking away. 2. Giving too much power to the girl is not good, and literally chasing her is giving her tons of power. Chase her figuratively/mentally.
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
True if she likes you. Let her stare at least twice in two separate seating arrangements, she might be staring at your booger or some dude 20 feet behind you.
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
Its what she wants. Personally I push/hit back and tell them to argue in a civilized manner or prepared to get smacked around if they want to hit me.
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
Its what she wants IF SHE LIKES YOU. If she doesn't like you, she's probably cussing at you because SHE DOESNT FREAKIN LIKE YOU! Not your problem she doesn't know how to send out signals that aren't mixed. I recommend you don't kiss her and tell her to stfu.
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
LAWLZ! No. Ignore her change of behavior until she forces you to talk about it and then act like you didn't notice she was quiet.
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
No. "Finally some peace and quiet while I play madden."
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
If she likes you, yes. If she doesn't like you, she probably needs to pee or something. If you are trying to put moves on her, pull her back at least twice. If she pulls away a 3rd time she doesn't want to be pulled back or she is going to have to wait for another night to fulfill her freaky rape fantasy.
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
Yes, lie. Women like it when you lie. They say they don't, but they're full of it. Lie about how attractive they are until you can't lie anymore. I am not joking, I am serious. Lie.
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
"Oh FFS, not again! Would you go cry in the bedroom so I don't have to hear that awful noise?"
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
True. Works very well even with chicks you hardly know. Always better to ask forgiveness than permission.
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
Carry condoms at all times. She will be protected (more importantly you will be protected).
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
Unless she had 5 shots of patron silver and just passed out and her head fell on your shoulder. In that case, tilt her head up at your OWN risk.
When i grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
LAWLZ. how old was the girl who wrote this crap, 14?
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
Always make them laugh. Just don't do it at your own expense. Teasing is hard to judge. Its good to put them back on their ass, but you can't just screw around with teasing them all the time or they'll think of you as friend material.
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
LAWLZ. Or say "bitch u retarded? I asked you a simple yes or no question. Don't make me repeat myself."
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
aka, mack her til she stops doubting you, fool.
When i say that i love you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]
women are fickle. they probably think they love you right then, but you slip up one time and they'll put you to the curb. I suggest dumping any woman who says that they love you.
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh]
True, and if she laughs just because you mirrored her behavior, you need to make a move right then, close the deal or whatever.
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold]
Whatever.
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do]
True. I use this technique on my dog, and it works better on humans sometimes. (southpark dog whisperer episode ownz)
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
Yeah, aren't we all.
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
Lies. They find another wang to ride and then fake they are still hurting.
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ]
True, but that's cuz you're an argumentative little cnt. When I say its over, I'll let you know... and it will be.
When i repost this bullient
[ I want you to read it ] emo /cutty /cutty /cut /cut Now once you're done slashing your wrists in a nice warm bath with candles around, we'll go bury you out back with old yeller and get back on with our lives.
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Bottom line--adolescent girls who write this kind of crap for MySpace are dumb, women don't know what they want, and if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes.
Oh yeah, they can stop playing mind games, too.
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out of most of that....when a girl is quiet i usually do pull a "whats wrong" or a "are you alright". Gets em talking
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out of most of that....when a girl is quiet i usually do pull a "whats wrong" or a "are you alright". Gets em talking And...we...want that?
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if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes. i think guys have had the task of making the moves long enough. Their turn
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i think guys have had the task of making the moves long enough. Their turn QFMFT.
And surprisingly enough, there are those girls out there. They're the ones I choose to deal with, because they're usually the more down to earth, anyway. The risk of mind games is lower, too.
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They are all true, but also a roadmap to getting whipped. The best way to handle a chick is selective pleasing, so you follow those guidelines sometimes, other times dont, keep them guessing and worrying.
Answer:
Bottom line--adolescent girls who write this kind of crap for MySpace are dumb, women don't know what they want, and if women keep talking about "equal opportunity", they can afford to take some initiative and stop leaving everything up to dudes.
Oh yeah, they can stop playing mind games, too. I agree.
The 'body language' thing is all foolishness. For example; 'A girl playing with her hair'. I've seen girls in groups many times talking amongst themselves and they play with their hair all the time. I don't believe they were giving each other sexual signals. The game is as simple as spotting a female you like, going over and being a man and then she will either like you or not. No need to look for useless body language signs, just make it happen -30-
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the wussy is strong with this post.
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LOL, is that from "the rules" or something?
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LOL, is that from "the rules" or something? no, thats the opposite of the rules...
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Great lyrics, cant wait to hear the track