Question:
Worst Action Movie Cliches
I just wanted to share this, thought it was really true and pretty funny.
Worst Action Movie Cliches
Any file can be opened on any computer, regardless of the operating system or whether the software to read the file is even on the computer in the first place.
Any file can be opened on any computer, regardless of the operating system or whether the software to read the file is even on the computer in the first place. See: Transporter 2.
All top secret goverment agencies have intense 3d representations of their databases layouts so you can easily navigate through them as if you were in a grocery store.
all technologies, even if developed pre ww2 can be modified to work with the most modern equipment at a moment's notice
you never use the mouse in movies, just type really fast while advanced 3D rendered images appear on screen for no reason at all
black guy is comedic relief in contrast to uptight white guy
black guy is comedic relief in contrast to uptight white guy Black guy dies.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers
Car won't start
HAhahah, one reason why I stopped watching scary films.
A well placed gun shot can make any vehicle, plane or building explode.
Car won't start
HAhahah, one reason why I stopped watching scary films. Haha same here, I hate that
See: Every scary movie ever.
Black guy dies.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers lol
Black guy dies first.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers fixed
The woman being chased will always fall down at least once
fixed
The woman being chased will always fall down at least once + broken heels.
No one ever eats.
-The bombs always have a huge digital display with how much time is left
-There is always a person who doesn't take the protagonist's advice and does it his/her own way and end up dead
In scary movies:
-the monster/bad guy have speed that would make Flash jealous. If you're running away from them and they're walking, by the time you stop and catch a breath they are right behind you! WTF??
-There is always a person who doesn't take the protagonist's advice and does it his/her own way and end up dead
See: Bourne Ultimatum
If the good guy is being chased, and is running his a** off, the bad guy is always right behind him, even though he appears to just be walking ominously. If the good guy goes around a corner and ducks into a door, the bad guy always seems to guess the right door and continues the chase.
Why don't people in movies ever take their shoes off when they come into someone's house?
How come people get cell phone reception EVERYWHERE in movies? Even in the middle of the friggin' desert, people are talking on their cell phones.
If a gun goes off in a crowded stadium, everyone screams and starts running. If that happened in real life, people would just turn to each other and ask, "Did you hear something?" and go back to watching the game/show/fight.
Nobody ever needs to buy gas (or use the bathroom). Super-fit people never exercise, and they eat junk food (or not at all). Kids are deceivingly cute and obedient. Houses are immaculately clean with brand new furniture and not a speck of dust on the TV.
At night, if the actors are outside, there's always an extremely bright light just off the corner of the screen lighting up the scene, even if they're in the middle of a forest/desert/field.
All top secret goverment agencies have intense 3d representations of their databases layouts so you can easily navigate through them as if you were in a grocery store. you never use the mouse in movies, just type really fast while advanced 3D rendered images appear on screen for no reason at all haha these 2 always bothered me too. Like in the movie Hackers, the way they made it look was hilarious :D
If the good guy is being chased, and is running his a** off, the bad guy is always right behind him, even though he appears to just be walking ominously. If the good guy goes around a corner and ducks into a door, the bad guy always seems to guess the right door and continues the chase.
Why don't people in movies ever take their shoes off when they come into someone's house?
How come people get cell phone reception EVERYWHERE in movies? Even in the middle of the friggin' desert, people are talking on their cell phones.
If a gun goes off in a crowded stadium, everyone screams and starts running. If that happened in real life, people would just turn to each other and ask, "Did you hear something?" and go back to watching the game/show/fight.
Nobody ever needs to buy gas (or use the bathroom). Super-fit people never exercise, and they eat junk food (or not at all). Kids are deceivingly cute and obedient. Houses are immaculately clean with brand new furniture and not a speck of dust on the TV.
At night, if the actors are outside, there's always an extremely bright light just off the corner of the screen lighting up the scene, even if they're in the middle of a forest/desert/field. lol got em all off your chest?
The bad guy always asked for the hero's last words before shooting him in the head. This gives time for the hero or his accomplises to rescue the hero and kill/subdue the bad guy who should have just shot the hero in the head in the first place.
How about unlimited ammo????
How about unlimited ammo???? commando is horrible for that. arnold kills like 300 guys with an ak47 and reloads like only once
Hero's can hold their breath under water for 2-3 minutes at a time.....
while swimming!!!
Also, how come it takes so much to kill the bad guy? You have to kill him like 10x just to get em dead :o
Also, how come it takes so much to kill the bad guy? You have to kill him like 10x just to get em dead :o See: Live Free or Die Hard.
I just wanted to share this, thought it was really true and pretty funny.
Worst Action Movie Cliches
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Any file can be opened on any computer, regardless of the operating system or whether the software to read the file is even on the computer in the first place.
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Any file can be opened on any computer, regardless of the operating system or whether the software to read the file is even on the computer in the first place. See: Transporter 2.
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All top secret goverment agencies have intense 3d representations of their databases layouts so you can easily navigate through them as if you were in a grocery store.
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all technologies, even if developed pre ww2 can be modified to work with the most modern equipment at a moment's notice
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you never use the mouse in movies, just type really fast while advanced 3D rendered images appear on screen for no reason at all
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black guy is comedic relief in contrast to uptight white guy
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black guy is comedic relief in contrast to uptight white guy Black guy dies.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers
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Car won't start
HAhahah, one reason why I stopped watching scary films.
Answer:
A well placed gun shot can make any vehicle, plane or building explode.
Answer:
Car won't start
HAhahah, one reason why I stopped watching scary films. Haha same here, I hate that
See: Every scary movie ever.
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Black guy dies.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers lol
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Black guy dies first.
Even if it's a robot.
see: Transformers fixed
The woman being chased will always fall down at least once
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fixed
The woman being chased will always fall down at least once + broken heels.
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No one ever eats.
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-The bombs always have a huge digital display with how much time is left
-There is always a person who doesn't take the protagonist's advice and does it his/her own way and end up dead
In scary movies:
-the monster/bad guy have speed that would make Flash jealous. If you're running away from them and they're walking, by the time you stop and catch a breath they are right behind you! WTF??
Answer:
-There is always a person who doesn't take the protagonist's advice and does it his/her own way and end up dead
See: Bourne Ultimatum
Answer:
If the good guy is being chased, and is running his a** off, the bad guy is always right behind him, even though he appears to just be walking ominously. If the good guy goes around a corner and ducks into a door, the bad guy always seems to guess the right door and continues the chase.
Why don't people in movies ever take their shoes off when they come into someone's house?
How come people get cell phone reception EVERYWHERE in movies? Even in the middle of the friggin' desert, people are talking on their cell phones.
If a gun goes off in a crowded stadium, everyone screams and starts running. If that happened in real life, people would just turn to each other and ask, "Did you hear something?" and go back to watching the game/show/fight.
Nobody ever needs to buy gas (or use the bathroom). Super-fit people never exercise, and they eat junk food (or not at all). Kids are deceivingly cute and obedient. Houses are immaculately clean with brand new furniture and not a speck of dust on the TV.
At night, if the actors are outside, there's always an extremely bright light just off the corner of the screen lighting up the scene, even if they're in the middle of a forest/desert/field.
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All top secret goverment agencies have intense 3d representations of their databases layouts so you can easily navigate through them as if you were in a grocery store. you never use the mouse in movies, just type really fast while advanced 3D rendered images appear on screen for no reason at all haha these 2 always bothered me too. Like in the movie Hackers, the way they made it look was hilarious :D
If the good guy is being chased, and is running his a** off, the bad guy is always right behind him, even though he appears to just be walking ominously. If the good guy goes around a corner and ducks into a door, the bad guy always seems to guess the right door and continues the chase.
Why don't people in movies ever take their shoes off when they come into someone's house?
How come people get cell phone reception EVERYWHERE in movies? Even in the middle of the friggin' desert, people are talking on their cell phones.
If a gun goes off in a crowded stadium, everyone screams and starts running. If that happened in real life, people would just turn to each other and ask, "Did you hear something?" and go back to watching the game/show/fight.
Nobody ever needs to buy gas (or use the bathroom). Super-fit people never exercise, and they eat junk food (or not at all). Kids are deceivingly cute and obedient. Houses are immaculately clean with brand new furniture and not a speck of dust on the TV.
At night, if the actors are outside, there's always an extremely bright light just off the corner of the screen lighting up the scene, even if they're in the middle of a forest/desert/field. lol got em all off your chest?
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The bad guy always asked for the hero's last words before shooting him in the head. This gives time for the hero or his accomplises to rescue the hero and kill/subdue the bad guy who should have just shot the hero in the head in the first place.
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How about unlimited ammo????
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How about unlimited ammo???? commando is horrible for that. arnold kills like 300 guys with an ak47 and reloads like only once
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Hero's can hold their breath under water for 2-3 minutes at a time.....
while swimming!!!
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Also, how come it takes so much to kill the bad guy? You have to kill him like 10x just to get em dead :o
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Also, how come it takes so much to kill the bad guy? You have to kill him like 10x just to get em dead :o See: Live Free or Die Hard.