Question:
Chuck Norris
Just curious if anyone out there thinks maybe in his prime chuck coulda been like chuck
chuck norris MMA fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyCj27saAYc
funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyf6c43RJ-c
lol
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f*cking beef.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better f*cking do what Chuck Norris says.
....fail
norris by armbar
......phail
I thought the second vid along with the rest of the original post was funny shit!
And was anyone else surprised to see Chuck going for the mount, an arm bar and a weird-ass triangle in the first video?! Crazy shit!
The big bang was caused by Chuck farting :D
Just curious if anyone out there thinks maybe in his prime chuck coulda been like chuck
chuck norris MMA fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyCj27saAYc
funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyf6c43RJ-c
lol
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f*cking beef.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better f*cking do what Chuck Norris says.
Answer:
....fail
Answer:
norris by armbar
Answer:
......phail
Answer:
Answer:
I thought the second vid along with the rest of the original post was funny shit!
And was anyone else surprised to see Chuck going for the mount, an arm bar and a weird-ass triangle in the first video?! Crazy shit!
Answer:
The big bang was caused by Chuck farting :D